Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Barney: Oh, that was a new one! Moe: Wait a minute. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and.I like to kiss my own butt. One of these days, I'm gonna catch you, and I'm gonna carve my name on your back with an ice pick! Season 3 "Treehouse of Horror II" Moe: Moe's Tavern.Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch? Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?! Listen to me, you little puke. Homer: D'oh! What's he done now? "Blood Feud" Moe: Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink. Who is this? Skinner: I think the real question is who is this, and where is Homer Simpson?! Moe: Whoa! Whoa! Sorry, Principal Skinner, sorry. You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off! Skinner: You'll do what, young man? Moe: What? What? Wait. Uh, Homer Sexual? Oh, come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual! Homer: Don't look at me! Moe: Oh, no. Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody! I want a Seymour Butz! Wait a minute.Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew! "Principal Charming" Bart: Hello, is Homer there? Moe: Homer who? Bart: Homer.Sexual. If I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open! Marge: Goodness, must be a crossed wire! Season 2 One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff! Bart and Lisa: Bart: Is Oliver there? Moe: Who? Bart: Oliver Klozoff. If I ever find out who you are, I'll kill you! Bart and Lisa: Homer: I hope you find that punk someday, Moe.īart: A little pre-dinner entertainment. Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass. Al Coholic! Is there an Al Coholic here?! Wait a minute. Bart: Hello, is Al there? Moe: Al? Bart: Yeah, Al. Bart: Oh, where's your sense of humor? Moe: Moe's Tavern. What? Oh, wait a minute, Jacques Stra - It's you, isn't it, you cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood! Bart: Where's your sense of humor, man? Some Enchanted Evening Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again. Uh, Jacques Strap? Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap. Bart: Is Jacques there? Moe: Who? Bart: Jacques. Moaning Lisa Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half! Homer: You'll get that punk someday, Moe. Freely! Wait a minute.Listen to me, you lousy bum. Freely there? Moe: Who? Bart: Freely, first initials I. Season 1 Homer's Odyssey Moe: Moe's Tavern.
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